A dash of yelling.
A pinch of frustration.
A spoonful of showing off,
and the zest of contradiction.
A healthy helping of false hope
and a cup of over confidence.
Before throwing in the twigs of
disappointment, tie them with some rope.
Achieve a raging boil,
and then toss in a sprig of mistrust
To get the perfect dish of family problems.
Serve over a bed of clashing egos
To make the perfect Family Problem Mash-up